omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
This says a lot about people
It took me so long to realise it was the same girl each time hahah shit
'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this
for the longest time i thought shoes on a telephone wire was just people getting rid of their old shoes in a cool way
no it means that someone sells drugs nearby
my life is a lie
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing